{"id":104,"date":"2004-11-02T11:49:32","date_gmt":"2004-11-02T18:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=102"},"modified":"2004-11-02T11:49:32","modified_gmt":"2004-11-02T18:49:32","slug":"like-children-cavort-under-chairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2004\/11\/02\/like-children-cavort-under-chairs\/","title":{"rendered":"Like children cavort under chairs"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"storycontent\">\n<p><em>Don&rsquo;t fret the whimsicality of strangers;<br \/> songs hummed below the breath<br \/> are songs waiting to be sung.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It&rsquo;s irresponsible to be scared to fall in love.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That&rsquo;s my random italicization of the day, for what it&rsquo;s worth. A lot of undercurrent in my brainwaves lately, thoughts below the thoughts I know I&rsquo;m thinking and I&rsquo;ve got to dig &hellip;. A cough has welled up in my throat, and today my stomach and chest are tired from exertion. If I hold the cough in, my lungs start to spasm, as though there might really be a frog in there, hopping against the inside of my neck. Now that my workweek has begun, I&rsquo;ve little patience for being sick. Curse our fragile shells. Sometimes the saddest I get is when I think of human frailty. The image that springs to mind is Marianne, with her birdlike arms that will not straighten, bones light as feathers; but who has a spiritual and mental framework equivalent to a mountain of steel girders: immovable. Much as a seer loses eyes and gains a whole new sight, she lost her body (which she had cherished, being a dancer) and gained a new structure to live in.<\/p>\n<p>&ndash;<\/p>\n<p><em>Ain&rsquo;t no feather like a feather feather feather &rsquo;cause the feather feather feather don&rsquo;t stop.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ahhh, Webley. As far as musicians go, he&rsquo;s the perfect madman for our age, strung out on music and stories and intrinsically imbued with some sort of positive glow so you can&rsquo;t help but feel like you know him, and might somehow be related to him. Saturday was his last concert of the year, in which he goes through a death process (which changes every year). This time around, we strolled from the Town Hall (where the concert was held) to the park a block down. In a four-stage process (Balloon, Feather, Boat, Tomato), he was divested of his hat, his accordian, his clothes, and finally his hair. The whole ceremony involved a lot of walking in a crowd of about a thousand people, in a park in Seattle at midnight, and occasionally stopping to watch the next spectacle (his accordian was sawed in half by a giant feather with a knife on the end and hung from a tree; his hat was attached to a small hot-air balloon and let loose to roam the Seattle sky; his clothes were burned in a fairly large, paper boat; and his hair was cut by the four maidens, one of which attended him for each stage of the process). It was a moving process. After his clothes and hair and hat and accordian were all gone, he was ushered into a little car and drove off with his four death-maidens. Later, they drove by again; legs sticking out the windows and at least one, probably two, of the maidens on top of Jason Webley in what looked like a very passionate attempt to remind him he wasn&rsquo;t really dead.<\/p>\n<p>The world needs more madmen.<\/p>\n<p>Vote for me for President and I promise that I&rsquo;ll do my best to make the United States of America at least 13% less sane. Oh, and free tacos for everyone. Mmmmmm, tacos&hellip;.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&rsquo;t fret the whimsicality of strangers; songs hummed below the breath are songs waiting to be sung. It&rsquo;s irresponsible to be scared to fall in love. That&rsquo;s my random italicization of the day, for what it&rsquo;s worth. A lot of undercurrent in my brainwaves lately, thoughts below the thoughts I know I&rsquo;m thinking and I&rsquo;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}