{"id":124,"date":"2004-12-07T11:50:49","date_gmt":"2004-12-07T18:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=122"},"modified":"2004-12-07T11:50:49","modified_gmt":"2004-12-07T18:50:49","slug":"bava-is-a-horror-original","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2004\/12\/07\/bava-is-a-horror-original\/","title":{"rendered":"Bava is a horror original"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"storycontent\">\n<p>Some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madphilosophers.com\/cgi-bin\/YaBB.cgi\">mad philosphers<\/a> had a link to this on their message board.<br \/> Hilarity ensued.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.googlism.com\/index.htm?ism=bava&amp;type=1\">Googlisms for Bava:<\/a><br \/> bava is always at his best in chase sequences<br \/> bava is at his gruesome &ldquo;best&rdquo; as killings are accomplished in every manner possible<br \/> bava is to step silently through a mausoleum filled with beautiful corpses<br \/> bava is the withholding of the killer&rsquo;s identity<br \/> bava is for you<br \/> bava is &pound;21 for uk and eu countries<br \/> bava is only concerned with style and the art of murder<br \/> bava is scheduled to speak at the economic club luncheon at 11<br \/> bava is a mystery to me<br \/> bava is credited as the director<br \/> bava is teaching students of all ages<br \/> bava is a master of light and shadow<br \/> bava is the remaining story<br \/> bava is no doubt suggesting the ugly reality<br \/> bava is a non<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.googlism.com\/index.htm?ism=camus&amp;type=1\">Googlisms for Camus:<\/a><br \/> camus is the existentialist<br \/> camus is right to say that life is absurd<br \/> camus is the family at the heart of the town<br \/> camus is interested in pursuing a third possibility<br \/> camus is a cat with attitude<br \/> camus is right in this degree<br \/> camus is a writer for posterity<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.googlism.com\/index.htm?ism=sartre&amp;type=1\">Googlisms for Sartre:<\/a><br \/> sartre is as unfashionable as loon pants<br \/> sartre is that there is nowhere to look for guidance about how to use it<br \/> sartre is and you will most likely get a frowned look<br \/> sartre is having a quick smoke<br \/> sartre is wrong<br \/> sartre is the cogito<br \/> sartre is like going to a shrine<br \/> sartre is yet more complicated<br \/> sartre is that elusive existential concept of freedom<br \/> sartre is a contradiction that may not be overcome<\/p>\n<p>And finally, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.googlism.com\/index.htm?ism=library&amp;type=2\">Googlisms for the library:<\/a><br \/> the library is on fire<br \/> the library is your friend<br \/> the library is the whole world<br \/> the library is open all night<br \/> the library is open to all indiana residents<br \/> the library is able to correctly determine that you are in africa<br \/> the library is modified by someone else and passed on<br \/> the library is actually a number of feet higher than the architect&rsquo;s original design<br \/> the library is not sinking<br \/> the library is updating its strategic plan<br \/> the library is a garden of ideas<br \/> the library is looking for a youth librarian who enjoys<br \/> the library is not sinking oh that sinking feeling<br \/> the library is destroying thousands of books because it is short of space<br \/> the library is giving way to a new era of promise and uncertainty<br \/> the library is complete<\/p>\n<p>What&rsquo;s up with libraries sinking?<\/p>\n<p>&ndash;<\/p>\n<p>My friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wonderyak.org\/blog\/\">Nick<\/a> has started a blog for his EQII character, <a href=\"http:\/\/vdou.blogspot.com\/\">Vdou Quel`Anon<\/a>.  Yeah, he&rsquo;s crazy.  If you enjoy roleplay rantings with a little <em>black mage<\/em> spice, then you might also want to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zebuxoruk.com\/phpbb\/viewtopic.php?t=3512&amp;sid=ae98ac9e807abffca58f429163c1c0df\">look here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>When I got home from work yesterday, I had a message on the machine from the Tumwater Library. I didn&rsquo;t manage to get back in touch with them yesterday (I will when I get home today), but if they called, then they hired me (almost positively), so here&rsquo;s to some premature celebration &hellip;<br \/> &hellip;<br \/> &hellip;<br \/> &hellip;<br \/> &hellip;  YEAY!<\/p>\n<p>Go me.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some mad philosphers had a link to this on their message board. Hilarity ensued. 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