{"id":13,"date":"2004-02-03T12:05:39","date_gmt":"2004-02-03T19:05:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=11"},"modified":"2004-02-03T12:05:39","modified_gmt":"2004-02-03T19:05:39","slug":"blogstudio-transfer-08","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2004\/02\/03\/blogstudio-transfer-08\/","title":{"rendered":"In Soviet Russia \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"storycontent\">\n<p>In Soviet Russia, the dishes do you. *evil russian-accented cackle*<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so I stole that from Emily, who posted it on our chalkboard (which is on the fridge in the kitchen) this morning as a subtle hint that some accidental harm (involving sharp utensils, I imagine) might befall me if the dishes were not sparklingly cleaned. Needless to say, the dishes are done &hellip; so that I might live on a little longer.<\/p>\n<p>Some other fun &ldquo;In Soviet Russia&rdquo; phrases:<\/p>\n<p>In Soviet Russia, the books read you.<br \/> In Soviet Russia, the movies watch you.<br \/> In Soviet Russia, the blogs write you.<\/p>\n<p>In Soviet Russia, &mdash; yes, yes, okay &hellip; so it&rsquo;s silly. That reminds me.<\/p>\n<p>In Soviet Russia, the jokes tell you! HAhahahahaa&hellip;.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, someone please set my &ldquo;dumb&rdquo; switch to &ldquo;off&rdquo; please. Thanks. And off to work I go, wheeeeeeee.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Soviet Russia, the dishes do you. *evil russian-accented cackle* Okay, so I stole that from Emily, who posted it on our chalkboard (which is on the fridge in the kitchen) this morning as a subtle hint that some accidental harm (involving sharp utensils, I imagine) might befall me if the dishes were not sparklingly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}