Swing dancers are a perverse sort. Preparing a valentine’s routine to “Tainted Love” brings us to an apogee of perversity. Conversations revolved around: pain involved with female’s donating eggs, versus people donating plasma, versus guys donating sperm, including various lewd comments about men’s donations, and the process involved; the proper way to “sexy dance”, which eventually got narrowed down to simply “drop it” (like it’s hot), except on the guys leg; the monetary possibilities involved with releasing nude swing dancing videos (here I was shocked to hear that someone had actually witnessed two people swing dancing in the buff; they mentioned that it looked “awkward”); and various references to shaking ass, bouncing bits, pimp-walks, et al. We finished the night by listened to Jack Black croon “Fuck Her Gently”, then went off for a couple drinks at a gay club. Fun night.<\/p>\n
The one seemingly non-perverse topic we covered was theme songs from 90s’ television shows, most notably “The Fresh Prince of Belair<\/a>” and “Saved by the Bell<\/a>“. I guess it’s proof you’re a twenty-something if you know all the words to the FPoB themesong (though looking at the lyrics, I didn’t know the middle bit, which I guess was only in the first three episodes of the first season). But all the rest of the words, I know … I know them well. Keri mentioned to me that one of her friends has the SBtB themesong as her ring-tone, thus “showing her age”. Is it so bad to be twenty-something?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Swing dancers are a perverse sort. Preparing a valentine’s routine to “Tainted Love” brings us to an apogee of perversity. Conversations revolved around: pain involved with female’s donating eggs, versus people donating plasma, versus guys donating sperm, including various lewd comments about men’s donations, and the process involved; the proper way to “sexy dance”, which […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}