{"id":160,"date":"2005-02-05T11:37:04","date_gmt":"2005-02-05T18:37:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=158"},"modified":"2005-02-05T11:37:04","modified_gmt":"2005-02-05T18:37:04","slug":"pugnacious-pundit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2005\/02\/05\/pugnacious-pundit\/","title":{"rendered":"Pugnacious Pundit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyday puns to make your friends groan, with apologies.<\/p>\n<p>Q: Would you like a Certs?<br \/>\nA: CERT-ainly!<\/p>\n<p>Q: Want a piece of gum?<br \/>\nA: Hmm, I dunno.  I&#8217;ll have to chew on that for a minute.<\/p>\n<p>Q: Hey, is that a pirate!?<br \/>\nA: Arrrr!  [run them through and steal their booty]<\/p>\n<p><i>Sorry, I ran out of puns, and wanted to mention pirates.<br \/>\nOkay, okay, and booty.  Mmmmmmmm, <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.cliochiang.com\/?p=76\">pirate booty<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Last, and least.  A bad joke I made up.<\/p>\n<p>Q: What do you call a freeway that runs underwater?<br \/>\nA: The Otter-bahn.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you&#8217;ll all forgive me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyday puns to make your friends groan, with apologies. Q: Would you like a Certs? A: CERT-ainly! Q: Want a piece of gum? A: Hmm, I dunno. I&#8217;ll have to chew on that for a minute. Q: Hey, is that a pirate!? A: Arrrr! [run them through and steal their booty] Sorry, I ran out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}