{"id":179,"date":"2005-03-04T09:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-04T16:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=177"},"modified":"2005-03-04T09:26:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-04T16:26:00","slug":"rhymes-with-fava","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2005\/03\/04\/rhymes-with-fava\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhymes with \u201cfava\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and lava, and java, and guava, and brava, and kava.  It&#8217;s kind of suprising how many things rhyme with bava, if you think about it.  Of course, &#8220;bava&#8221; may not technically be a word (Dictionary.com doesn&#8217;t recognize it), so I may be cheating.  But just maybe.<\/p>\n<p>First, my abject apologizies for my sloth-ee bloggerness lately.  I&#8217;m a mean and horrible person and should be divested of all my joys and successes.  Or perhaps you&#8217;ll simply say, &#8220;Meh, whatever, I just read this sheit &#8217;cause I get bored at work,&#8221; and I can happilly move along with my life, and all its little joys and successes can remain intact.  Your call, folks.  My eternal well-being is now in your hands.  <i>Be gentle.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>So why have I been so reticent, of late?  I blame it on the entire female gender, but could probably narrow it down to one woman in particular, if I really put an effort into it.  Which I won&#8217;t.  So, really it all started with Eve (if you go for that &#8220;Garden of Eden&#8221; creation thing), and the problem just sort of ballooned from there.  And honestly, this whole &#8220;female gender&#8221; problem, or rather, this one woman who takes up all my time, is entirely worth every second, and I&#8217;m having the best time.  Ever.  So, really, I don&#8217;t regret for a minute (maybe 43 seconds or so, though) my blog-slackitude.  Rest assured that if there were 96 hours in each day, I would most certainly devote at least 2 of them entirely to blogging, as I really do enjoy it quite a bit.  As there are only 24 in each day, I end up with 2 hours every 4 days, and that will just have to do.  For now.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;ve been loving writing the micro-fiction every week.  I hope you have been enjoying reading them.  I spoke with my friend Joseph, who&#8217;s the most prolifically creative person I know, and he may start submitting some micros, and get some friends in on it as well, so we may get quite the creative upswing soon in that department.  I&#8217;m quite excited.  Quite.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, we had our poker night last night.  Since I had to be at work by 8 this morning, I wasn&#8217;t too excited about playing for long, and thus was the first to get knocked out.  If you&#8217;re not feeling poker, you&#8217;ll lose.  This seems to be a logical fact.  Anyway, our friend Adam brought some home brew over, and we listened to some good music, and had our guy&#8217;s night and rollicked (very manly rollicking, mind you) and it was good.  I took a metric snapton of photos, and glancing at them this morning, some turned out pretty good, so I&#8217;ll throw some up here as soon as I get the opportunity.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, and this is also a reason I&#8217;ve been a bit too busy to blog, I applied for a new job as a &#8220;Community Library Assistant I&#8221; at the Timberland Library in Yelm.  It&#8217;s a bit of a drive, but the job is full-time with benefits and decent if not stupendous pay, so I think it will be fully worth it.  More importantly, it seems like a really solid position where I could learn a lot and get some very valuable experience.  It was an internal-only posting in the Timberland system, and I fit the qualifications well, so it&#8217;s time to cross those fingers again and see what happens.  I figure that if Theo got his new job (which he did), then I can get mine.<\/p>\n<p>Have fun <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dosgamesarchive.com\/download\/game\/127\">kickin&#8217; it oldschool<\/a>.  You know I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and lava, and java, and guava, and brava, and kava. It&#8217;s kind of suprising how many things rhyme with bava, if you think about it. Of course, &#8220;bava&#8221; may not technically be a word (Dictionary.com doesn&#8217;t recognize it), so I may be cheating. But just maybe. 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