Today offers some witty and\/or simply odd repartee:<\/p>\n
I ate a frog with a spork once.<\/a><\/p>\n Like when you used to call my penis ‘the best thing since sliced beer.’<\/a><\/p>\n I’ll just take this melted drive and rub it on my dick until our files grow back!<\/a><\/p>\n I’ve just got a little bit of backfired plan caught in my eyes.<\/a><\/p>\n Theo found a new comic yesterday, called Hous’d<\/a>, which I’m gonna check out. Then maybe I’ll check out some of the other comics from this list.<\/a> Because you can never have too many comics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Today offers some witty and\/or simply odd repartee: I ate a frog with a spork once. Like when you used to call my penis ‘the best thing since sliced beer.’ I’ll just take this melted drive and rub it on my dick until our files grow back! I’ve just got a little bit of backfired […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}