{"id":23,"date":"2004-03-10T07:50:39","date_gmt":"2004-03-10T14:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=21"},"modified":"2004-03-10T07:50:39","modified_gmt":"2004-03-10T14:50:39","slug":"blogstudio-transfer-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2004\/03\/10\/blogstudio-transfer-18\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Militant Groups"},"content":{"rendered":"
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10 Militant Groups I’d Laugh At:<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Militant abortionists – aka Habitat for, well, not us<\/p>\n

9. Militant apathists – I don’t care and you don’t either!<\/p>\n

8. Militant creationists – Deathly afraid of big bang. Prudes.<\/p>\n

7. Militant black coffeeists – Very jittery, beware these ones.<\/p>\n

6. Militant euro-weenies – Comment? Je comprends pas. Parlez-vous francais?<\/p>\n

5. Militant americans – I’d laugh at them, but they’d grab one of the 57 guns they own and shoot me.<\/p>\n

4. Militant squirrels – Crookshanx laughs at these, mostly.<\/p>\n

3. Militant militants – see number 5<\/p>\n

2. Militant Mac-owners – I mean … c’mon, haven’t you lost yet?<\/p>\n

1. Militant bloggers – Sure you write everyday, and have interesting things to say, and get like 200 hits an hour … but, but … bastards.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

10 Militant Groups I’d Laugh At: 10. Militant abortionists – aka Habitat for, well, not us 9. Militant apathists – I don’t care and you don’t either! 8. Militant creationists – Deathly afraid of big bang. Prudes. 7. Militant black coffeeists – Very jittery, beware these ones. 6. Militant euro-weenies – Comment? Je comprends pas. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}