{"id":241,"date":"2005-09-16T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-17T05:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=239"},"modified":"2005-09-16T22:45:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-17T05:45:00","slug":"im-going-blind-for-mankind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2005\/09\/16\/im-going-blind-for-mankind\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m going blind for mankind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Masturbate for peace?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, ummm, that&#8217;s exactly it.  Excuse me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Some hilarious <a href=\"http:\/\/masturbateforpeace.com\/stickers.html\">slogans<\/a> though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Masturbate for peace? Yeah, ummm, that&#8217;s exactly it. Excuse me&#8230; Some hilarious slogans though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}