In the mornings, we ramble:<\/p>\n
Ahniwa: oh my …<\/p>\n
Theo: it’s gonna be crazy<\/p>\n
Ahniwa: definately crazy, like vinyl sunglasses crazy<\/p>\n
Theo: alligator mini-skirt crazy<\/p>\n
Ahniwa: giraffe-print pajamas<\/p>\n
Theo: like these: http:\/\/www.crazyforbargains.com\/bubrgicopafo.html<\/a> Ahniwa: something like that Theo: yeah, that was my problem. Ahniwa: yes, absolutely<\/p>\n Theo: I like Mcsweeny’s today<\/p>\n Ahniwa: this is cute though: http:\/\/www.marythackston.com\/filterfrenzy2\/weektwo\/giraffes.jpg<\/a><\/p>\n Theo: awww!<\/p>\n Ahniwa: oooh, kona coffee flavored cigars<\/p>\n Theo: where?<\/p>\n Ahniwa: hulagirlthestore.com<\/a><\/p>\n Theo: Utah: The State Version of a Polite Nod in the Office Hallway<\/p>\n Ahniwa: heh<\/p>\n Theo: nice storefront<\/p>\n Ahniwa: http:\/\/www.drinksmixer.com\/drink10766.html<\/a> Theo: that sounds sooo good…<\/p>\n Ahniwa: they have a whole list of monkey drinks on the sidebar<\/p>\n Theo: damn…<\/p>\n Ahniwa: and a drink called no fucking idea<\/p>\n Theo: haha<\/p>\n Ahniwa: i wonder how long it would take to explain that to the bartender<\/p>\n Theo: what do you want? No fucking idea<\/p>\n Ahniwa: yeah Theo: Wholly crap. That would make me shit my pants Ahniwa: i’m sure you can get one at starbucks!<\/p>\n Theo: only a matter of time. Ahniwa: won’t you be proving their complaints valid? Theo: Oh…I was imagining their complaint would be that there’s TOO MUCH debauchery. But yeah, I see what you mean. Ahniwa: there is far too little debauchery in our country
\nin a one-size-fits-all kinda way<\/p>\n
\ni didn’t realize it was so hard to find a decent pair of giraffe pajamas on the internets<\/p>\n
\nI’m genuinely concerned at the complete lack of pics of giraffes IN pajamas.<\/p>\n
\nbartender: what can i get ya?
\nyou: a fucking monkey<\/p>\n
\nwhoah: http:\/\/www.drinksmixer.com\/drink698.html<\/a><\/p>\n
\ndude… http:\/\/www.drinksmixer.com\/drink114.html<\/a>
\nthat’s what I need. An absinthe frappe.<\/p>\n
\nWhenever people complain about the state of society here, I’m going to point out that you still can’t get an absinthe frappe at Starbucks. That’ll show ’em.<\/p>\n
\ni just want a coffee-flavored monkey
\nIS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?<\/p>\n
\nThe temptation to eat him with a light cream sauce would be wayyyy too high forme.
\nfor me..even<\/p>\n
\ntoo much coitus, too little debauchery<\/p>\n
![http:\/\/www.marythackston.com\/filterfrenzy2\/weektwo\/giraffes.jpg<\/a><\/p>\nTheo: awww!<\/p>\nAhniwa: oooh, kona coffee flavored cigars<\/p>\nTheo: where?<\/p>\nAhniwa: hulagirlthestore.com<\/a><\/p>\nTheo: Utah: The State Version of a Polite Nod in the Office Hallway<\/p>\nAhniwa: heh<\/p>\nTheo: nice storefront<\/p>\nAhniwa: http:\/\/www.drinksmixer.com\/drink10766.html<\/a>\nbartender: what can i get ya?\nyou: a fucking monkey<\/p>\nTheo: that sounds sooo good…<\/p>\nAhniwa: they have a whole list of monkey drinks on the sidebar<\/p>\nTheo: damn…<\/p>\nAhniwa: and a drink called no fucking idea<\/p>\nTheo: haha<\/p>\nAhniwa: i wonder how long it would take to explain that to the bartender<\/p>\nTheo: what do you want? No fucking idea<\/p>\nAhniwa: yeah\nwhoah: http:\/\/www.drinksmixer.com\/drink698.html<\/a><\/p>\nTheo: Wholly crap. That would make me shit my pants\ndude… http:\/\/www.drinksmixer.com\/drink114.html<\/a>\nthat’s what I need. An absinthe frappe.<\/p>\nAhniwa: i’m sure you can get one at starbucks!<\/p>\nTheo: only a matter of time.\nWhenever people complain about the state of society here, I’m going to point out that you still can’t get an absinthe frappe at Starbucks. That’ll show ’em.<\/p>\nAhniwa: won’t you be proving their complaints valid?\ni just want a coffee-flavored monkey\nIS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?<\/p>\nTheo: Oh…I was imagining their complaint would be that there’s TOO MUCH debauchery. But yeah, I see what you mean.\nThe temptation to eat him with a light cream sauce would be wayyyy too high forme.\nfor me..even<\/p>\nAhniwa: there is far too little debauchery in our country\ntoo much coitus, too little debauchery<\/p>\nTheo: damn skippy!\nhttp:\/\/sharkys-martini-bar.com\/<\/a> Personalized martini glasses<\/p>\nAhniwa: it’s a clumsy battlecry: “less coitus, more debauchery”<\/p>\nTheo: it sounds too titillating. Although that’s probably the proper effect<\/p>\nAhniwa: maybe we should just stick with “ring, ring, ring, BANANARCHY!”\nbecause i think that really sums it up well<\/p>\nTheo: much better. I would totally participate in a raffi-led revolution.\nThe Algonquin Hotel in New York offers a Martini that costs $10,000. Why? Because the main ingredient is a diamond. No one has ever ordered it and you must order it 3 days in advance.<\/p>\nAhniwa: dude, i would so do that if i was a bagajillionaire\nmaybe<\/p>\nTheo: when we get there, we should go order that drink\nhttp:\/\/www.drinksmixer.com\/drink3191.html<\/a>\nI just like the name<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"In the mornings, we ramble: Ahniwa: oh my … Theo: it’s gonna be crazy Ahniwa: definately crazy, like vinyl sunglasses crazy Theo: alligator mini-skirt crazy Ahniwa: giraffe-print pajamas Theo: like these: http:\/\/www.crazyforbargains.com\/bubrgicopafo.html in a one-size-fits-all kinda way Ahniwa: something like that i didn’t realize it was so hard to find a decent pair of giraffe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}](\"http:\/\/www.marythackston.com\/filterfrenzy2\/weektwo\/giraffes.jpg\"){kind=link}