{"id":278,"date":"2005-11-29T15:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-29T22:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=276"},"modified":"2005-11-29T15:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-29T22:35:00","slug":"while-were-on-the-subject-of-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2005\/11\/29\/while-were-on-the-subject-of-pie\/","title":{"rendered":"While we\u2019re on the subject of pie \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like you to take a moment and look at this <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=%22blackberry+pie%22&amp;hl=en&amp;btnG=Search+Images\">google image search<\/a> of &#8220;blackberry pie&#8221;. Notice something? Not a single one of them look half as good as my pies. Some of them even tried to do a lattice crust, and the results were, frankly, rather sad. Amy says &#8220;pie duel!&#8221;, to which I respond, &#8220;It&#8217;s so on, dude!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dieselsweeties.com\/shirts\/ninjapics.shtml\">I am ten pie-ninjas.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Amy knows my super secret, (I&#8217;m too cool for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.traveljournals.net\/pictures\/l\/2\/27390-i-could-be-a-surfer-chick-bondi-australia.jpg\">surfer chicks<\/a>) so it might be a close battle.<\/p>\n<p>This week I&#8217;m ordering a <a href=\"http:\/\/projectorpeople.com\/hometheater\/projdtls.asp?itemid=19027&amp;itmname=Panasonic+PT%2DAE700U\">digital projector<\/a> to go with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onkyousa.com\/model.cfm?m=HT-S780&amp;class=Systems&amp;p=i\">home theater surround system<\/a> that I bought yesterday.  Once assembled, this set-up will shake worlds, decimate the minds of children, and annoy neighbors.  And I&#8217;m so absolutely excited.  Wanna come over and watch a movie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like you to take a moment and look at this google image search of &#8220;blackberry pie&#8221;. Notice something? Not a single one of them look half as good as my pies. Some of them even tried to do a lattice crust, and the results were, frankly, rather sad. Amy says &#8220;pie duel!&#8221;, to which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}