{"id":281,"date":"2005-11-30T16:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-30T23:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=279"},"modified":"2005-11-30T16:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-30T23:31:00","slug":"a-tribute-to-monkeys-eating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2005\/11\/30\/a-tribute-to-monkeys-eating\/","title":{"rendered":"A tribute to monkeys, eating."},"content":{"rendered":"

As opposed to being eaten, and to appease Sister Amos, who worries of such occurrences in an obsessive manner.<\/p>\n

First off, I found this site<\/a>. This site is ridiculously awesome. Sure, it’s crass, but so are monkeys. Some gems:<\/p>\n

Meteorologists here have forecast a drop in temperatures
\nafter days of severe heat which forced officials to convert local citizens
\ninto ice-cream bars killing dozens of people in the past week.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A Chinese safari park has dyed the fur of its monkeys black, yellow and
\nwhite to ring in the Lunar New Year of the Monkey, which started on Thursday.<\/p>\n

“We had to anaesthetise them first,” said a worker at the Forest Safari
\nPark in the city of Shenyang. “That was really hillaroius, we got drunk
\nand used their unconcious bodies as puppets”.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The Rhinos wouldn’t normally eat meat but they are stupid and
\neasily tricked.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And with pictures like this<\/a>, this<\/a>, and this<\/a>, you know you’re getting your mon(k)ey’s worth.<\/p>\n

I voted for the Monkey King.<\/a> Twice<\/a>.<\/p>\n

That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As opposed to being eaten, and to appease Sister Amos, who worries of such occurrences in an obsessive manner. First off, I found this site. This site is ridiculously awesome. Sure, it’s crass, but so are monkeys. Some gems: Meteorologists here have forecast a drop in temperatures after days of severe heat which forced officials […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}