{"id":285,"date":"2005-12-06T12:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T19:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=283"},"modified":"2005-12-06T12:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T19:36:00","slug":"if-your-boss-is-blind-this-might-be-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2005\/12\/06\/if-your-boss-is-blind-this-might-be-nsfw\/","title":{"rendered":"If your boss is blind, this might be NSFW \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.banterist.com\/archivefiles\/000305.html\"> Playboy. In Braille. <\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>This would be a terrible gift for the visually impaired, because you don&#8217;t give the visually impaired one quarter of a decade-old Playboy as a gift. <\/p>\n<p>But for you? Put it out on the coffee table like I did. Owning Playboy in Braille is like having a Day-Glo orange monkey that can curse in Farsi. It gets attention. People talk. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Playboy. In Braille. This would be a terrible gift for the visually impaired, because you don&#8217;t give the visually impaired one quarter of a decade-old Playboy as a gift. But for you? Put it out on the coffee table like I did. Owning Playboy in Braille is like having a Day-Glo orange monkey that can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}