{"id":29,"date":"2004-06-21T18:08:25","date_gmt":"2004-06-22T01:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=27"},"modified":"2004-06-21T18:08:25","modified_gmt":"2004-06-22T01:08:25","slug":"blogstudio-transfer-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2004\/06\/21\/blogstudio-transfer-22\/","title":{"rendered":"Two cows are in a field."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"storycontent\">\n<p>Okay, so this is my new, all-time favorite joke: (which I stole from www.oxygen.ie &ndash;&gt; Das Jokes &mdash; making fun of Germans!)<\/p>\n<p>Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.<\/p>\n<p>If you can&rsquo;t appreciate that, then damn you for having a sense of humor!<\/p>\n<p>A message to: YOU!<\/p>\n<p>You came into the house, probably at lunch &hellip;<br \/> I see you got your new Beastie Boys t-shirt(s) &mdash;<br \/> and so, in a mad bit of revelry,<br \/> ignoring your own cigarettes,<br \/> you smoked the ONE (1) !!! cigarette that I had,<br \/> which I was going to slowly savor<br \/> after a hard day of work.<br \/> GUILT!!! Rar.<\/p>\n<p>In other news &hellip;<\/p>\n<p>I want you to know that I&rsquo;m not truly like that,<br \/> it&rsquo;s just that a part of me has (had) been asleep for so long,<br \/> that it took a great deal of effort,<br \/> a shock blow trial and tribulation,<br \/> to wake it up. It&rsquo;s still groggy,<br \/> this part of me, sleepy but restless,<br \/> like it knows it&rsquo;s slept too long.<br \/> Don&rsquo;t quit on me now.<br \/> I don&rsquo;t want to hibernate anymore.<br \/> This winter, at least, is over.<\/p>\n<p>I still search the house for you.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so this is my new, all-time favorite joke: (which I stole from www.oxygen.ie &ndash;&gt; Das Jokes &mdash; making fun of Germans!) Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off. If you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,12,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}