{"id":290,"date":"2005-12-14T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T19:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=288"},"modified":"2005-12-14T12:28:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-14T19:28:00","slug":"an-ode-to-tumble-dry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2005\/12\/14\/an-ode-to-tumble-dry\/","title":{"rendered":"An ode to tumble dry."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh me, oh my,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m getting dry;<br \/>\na flock of socks has<br \/>\njust passed by,<br \/>\ntheir long necks out<br \/>\nand wrapped about<br \/>\neach other.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re indecent like that,<br \/>\nsocks.<\/p>\n<p><b>12.14.2005 Ahniwa Ferrari<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh me, oh my, I&#8217;m getting dry; a flock of socks has just passed by, their long necks out and wrapped about each other. They&#8217;re indecent like that, socks. 12.14.2005 Ahniwa Ferrari<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}