{"id":318,"date":"2006-02-23T14:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-23T21:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=316"},"modified":"2006-02-23T14:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-23T21:54:00","slug":"when-haiku-have-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2006\/02\/23\/when-haiku-have-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"When haiku have kids."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what the plural of &#8220;haiku&#8221; is, but I refuse to say &#8220;haikus&#8221;.  I imagine, like geese, it could be &#8220;heeku&#8221;, or perhaps &#8220;haaku&#8221; or &#8220;hiiku&#8221; (but absolutely not &#8220;hooku&#8221;, which is obviously the plural for &#8220;hookah&#8221;).  However, I&#8217;m going to go with the &#8220;moose&#8221; methodology instead, which remains &#8220;moose&#8221;, and which stands as a testiment, when combined with &#8220;goose&#8221; and its plural, that the English language really doesn&#8217;t put forth a whole lot of effort towards being consistent.  And that&#8217;s exactly why I love it.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, here are two haiku that I wrote.  Afterwards, I decided I didn&#8217;t like them in haiku form (it was actually their choice and not mine), so from their loins sprung (that&#8217;s a really ghastly image) the poem underneath.  Actually, haiku are hermaphroditic, but will rarely spawn anything but more haiku when left on their own.  When two haiku spawn together, you&#8217;ll often get a poem.  Haiku orgies often result in odes, ballads, sonnets in iambic pentameter, and children&#8217;s songs.  Don&#8217;t look at me.  It&#8217;s the natural order!  Without further ado &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><u>one<\/u><\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s not too late yet;<br \/>\ni want conversation past midnight and<br \/>\nto fulfill your smile&#8217;s promise.<\/p>\n<p><u>two<\/u><\/p>\n<p>you smile like moonlight.<br \/>\nfingers brush fingers.<br \/>\nyour cheek is smudged with stardust.<\/p>\n<p><u>it&#8217;s not too late yet<\/u><\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s not too late yet;<br \/>\nminds wrapped around distant angles,<br \/>\nlong exposures drawn out and<br \/>\nsometimes so long that I become aware<br \/>\nof nothing but your presence beside me.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s not too late yet;<br \/>\nstepping back into the night&#8217;s<br \/>\nartificial flicker.<br \/>\nstars make wishes on our cities.<br \/>\nwe hazard fingertips brushing,<br \/>\ntoo hot to be a holy palmer&#8217;s kiss.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s not too late yet;<br \/>\nas you smile like moonlight,<br \/>\nyour cheek is smudged with stardust<br \/>\nand there&#8217;s so much time left to go.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s not too late yet;<br \/>\ni want conversation past midnight,<br \/>\nand to fulfill your smile&#8217;s promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what the plural of &#8220;haiku&#8221; is, but I refuse to say &#8220;haikus&#8221;. I imagine, like geese, it could be &#8220;heeku&#8221;, or perhaps &#8220;haaku&#8221; or &#8220;hiiku&#8221; (but absolutely not &#8220;hooku&#8221;, which is obviously the plural for &#8220;hookah&#8221;). However, I&#8217;m going to go with the &#8220;moose&#8221; methodology instead, which remains &#8220;moose&#8221;, and which stands [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,17,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}