{"id":339,"date":"2006-03-28T05:04:02","date_gmt":"2006-03-28T12:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=337"},"modified":"2006-03-28T05:04:02","modified_gmt":"2006-03-28T12:04:02","slug":"librarians-wield-unfathomable-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2006\/03\/28\/librarians-wield-unfathomable-power\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Librarians wield unfathomable power.\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Librarian Avengers\" href=\"http:\/\/librarianavengers.org\/?page_id=3\">Why you should fall to your knees and worship a librarian.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Librarians have degrees. They go to graduate school for Information Science and become masters of data systems and human\/computer interaction. Librarians can catalog anything from an onion to a dog\u2019s ear. They could catalog you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>While we&#8217;re on the &#8220;librarians are cool&#8221; kick, you should check out <a title=\"Batgirl was a Librarian\" href=\"http:\/\/www.naughtykitty.org\/librarian.html\">Batgirl was a Librarian<\/a> and <a title=\"Librarians ARE sexy.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.scils.rutgers.edu\/~hblack\/sexylibrarians.htm\">Librarians are SEXY<\/a>. I don&#8217;t know if all this stuff really applies to &#8220;guybrarians&#8221; or not, but my positive self-image would like me to assume that it does.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why you should fall to your knees and worship a librarian. Librarians have degrees. They go to graduate school for Information Science and become masters of data systems and human\/computer interaction. Librarians can catalog anything from an onion to a dog\u2019s ear. They could catalog you. While we&#8217;re on the &#8220;librarians are cool&#8221; kick, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}