{"id":349,"date":"2006-04-01T21:15:25","date_gmt":"2006-04-02T04:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=347"},"modified":"2006-04-01T21:15:25","modified_gmt":"2006-04-02T04:15:25","slug":"this-is-just-what-satan-intended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2006\/04\/01\/this-is-just-what-satan-intended\/","title":{"rendered":"This is just what Satan intended."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love finding <a title=\"Is it divine intervention?\" href=\"http:\/\/joshuaink.com\/blog\/677\/is-it-divine-intervention\">new websites<\/a>, especially sites that provide <a title=\"Over three hundred proofs of God's existence.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.godlessgeeks.com\/LINKS\/GodProof.htm\">even more fantastic links<\/a> to rampantly further my internet browsing on a quiet Saturday afternoon. I&#8217;ll follow John&#8217;s example, since my birthday&#8217;s tomorrow; Argument #26:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY<br \/>\n(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!<br \/>\n(2) No one has ever refuted (1).<br \/>\n(3) Therefore, God exists.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah. If you&#8217;re not likely to be insulted by atheistic humor, you should check it out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love finding new websites, especially sites that provide even more fantastic links to rampantly further my internet browsing on a quiet Saturday afternoon. I&#8217;ll follow John&#8217;s example, since my birthday&#8217;s tomorrow; Argument #26: ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY (1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping! (2) No one has ever refuted (1). (3) Therefore, God [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}