{"id":385,"date":"2006-05-12T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-13T01:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=383"},"modified":"2006-05-12T18:43:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-13T01:43:00","slug":"monkeyshine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2006\/05\/12\/monkeyshine\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkeyshine"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Science, <\/p>\n

Thank you for confirming for me that somewhere in the world, right now, there is probably a monkey getting drunk<\/a>. It means a lot to me. <\/p>\n

Warm regards, <\/p>\n

Ahniwa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Science, Thank you for confirming for me that somewhere in the world, right now, there is probably a monkey getting drunk. It means a lot to me. Warm regards, Ahniwa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}