{"id":389,"date":"2006-05-17T17:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T00:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=387"},"modified":"2006-05-17T17:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T00:54:00","slug":"biodiesel-sweeties-by-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2006\/05\/17\/biodiesel-sweeties-by-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cBioDiesel Sweeties\u201d by 2010."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>R. Stevens says that one of his <a href=\"http:\/\/rstevens.livejournal.com\/79335.html\">definitions of satisfaction<\/a> is &#8220;writing a phrase which makes me laugh, reads coherently and does not show up in google&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>As a consequence, I have to say one of my definitions of satisfaction is reading those phrases.&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dieselsweeties.com\/\">Diesel Sweeties<\/a> is certainly a top competitor for webcomic with the most original dialogue.&nbsp; The only other webcomic author that comes to mind on the same level is <a href=\"http:\/\/chrisonstad.blogspot.com\/\">Chris Onstad<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.achewood.com\/\">Achewood<\/a>.&nbsp; But Sweeties is more quotable out of context.<\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dieselsweeties.com\/archive.php?s=1489\">today&#8217;s comic<\/a>: &#8220;I entered this world fully formed and without precedent.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Random previous quotes:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m two steps ahead of you and both of them are whiskey.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go snikt yourself.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not short.&nbsp; I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witicisms.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The internet is fine for sex, but I like my music up close and personal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Winners fondue.&nbsp; Losers fon<font color=\"#ff0000\">don&#8217;t<\/font>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>R. Stevens says that one of his definitions of satisfaction is &#8220;writing a phrase which makes me laugh, reads coherently and does not show up in google&#8221;. As a consequence, I have to say one of my definitions of satisfaction is reading those phrases.&nbsp; Diesel Sweeties is certainly a top competitor for webcomic with the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}