I don\u2019t have a ton of gadgets, personally. I jumped on the iPod bandwagon about 2 years late, and I\u2019ve come to terms with the fact that for those years I wasn\u2019t realizing my \u201chip\u201d potential. Still, reading about supercool tech gadgets has the power to make me giddy, so I guess I\u2019m a closet gadgeophile, despite myself.<\/p>\n
If you\u2019re old-school like me (all relative, I know), you won\u2019t be able to help but love this modded NES-controller-turned-cell-phone<\/a>. (Google ads displayed \u201cZelda Ringtone\u201d, which was so appropriate I guffawed.)<\/p>\n On another note, for people who always bite the heads off their animal crackers before they eat the rest, someone has fabricated the perfect USB drive for you<\/a>. Data storage has never been so deliciously sadistic. Unfortunately they don\u2019t appear to be available for sale, but you could always make your own without too much trouble.<\/p>\n Finally, in the not-so-cute-and-actually-I\u2019m-kinda-scared category: Giant Panda robots<\/a>. Perhaps a Flameosapien<\/a> will meet the beasts in battle and save humanity. Or join them, in which case, we\u2019re fucked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I don\u2019t have a ton of gadgets, personally. I jumped on the iPod bandwagon about 2 years late, and I\u2019ve come to terms with the fact that for those years I wasn\u2019t realizing my \u201chip\u201d potential. Still, reading about supercool tech gadgets has the power to make me giddy, so I guess I\u2019m a closet […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}