{"id":507,"date":"2007-02-01T21:25:38","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T02:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=507"},"modified":"2007-02-01T21:25:38","modified_gmt":"2007-02-02T02:25:38","slug":"pow-bam-pwnd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2007\/02\/01\/pow-bam-pwnd\/","title":{"rendered":"*POW!* *BAM!* *PWN\u2019D!*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.nerdyshirts.com\/productdetails.aspx?srchval=PWND-GUYS&#038;catid=100364' title='pwn\u2019d!'><img src='https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/uploads\/pwnd-m-l.jpg' alt='pwn\u2019d!' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As a purveyor of all things <strong>fucking rad<\/strong>, I thought it my duty to inform you of this, the coolest shirt ever made.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a purveyor of all things fucking rad, I thought it my duty to inform you of this, the coolest shirt ever made.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}