{"id":517,"date":"2007-02-04T18:44:34","date_gmt":"2007-02-04T23:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=517"},"modified":"2007-02-04T18:44:34","modified_gmt":"2007-02-04T23:44:34","slug":"all-librarians-know-how-to-breakdance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2007\/02\/04\/all-librarians-know-how-to-breakdance\/","title":{"rendered":"All librarians know how to breakdance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s just the way we roll.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m referring, of course, to the end of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZK0GmiSMNGI\">this music video by Cascada<\/a>.  In my opinion, it&#8217;s all fun and games until she starts throwing the catalog cards around.  At that point, I&#8217;d throw the tramp out and ban her library privileges indefinately.<\/p>\n<p>Then I&#8217;d breakdance.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to watch a library music video of an ENTIRELY different persuasion, you should <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cheekybeef.co.uk\/library.html\">click here<\/a>.  It&#8217;s very cartoon network, i.e. annoying but catchy anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s just the way we roll. I&#8217;m referring, of course, to the end of this music video by Cascada. In my opinion, it&#8217;s all fun and games until she starts throwing the catalog cards around. At that point, I&#8217;d throw the tramp out and ban her library privileges indefinately. Then I&#8217;d breakdance. If you want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}