{"id":536,"date":"2007-03-22T12:57:06","date_gmt":"2007-03-22T17:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=536"},"modified":"2007-03-22T12:57:06","modified_gmt":"2007-03-22T17:57:06","slug":"i-smell-nice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2007\/03\/22\/i-smell-nice\/","title":{"rendered":"I smell nice."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maya sent me two comics that are currently sitting over on the Salon website.  If memory serves, Salon limits non-member access to fairly recent materials, so you should check them out while the checking is good (while noting that &#8220;if memory serves&#8221; is really the key operator here, and that memory, often, doesn&#8217;t).<\/p>\n<p>The comics involve librarians, censorship, and a dog scrotum.  In my book, that right there is what we call a winning combination.  Oh, and it involves how nice librarians smell, which is always a plus (and totally true).  They&#8217;re sequential, so <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/comics\/lay\/2007\/03\/06\/lay\/index1.html\">read this comic first<\/a>, and then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/comics\/lay\/2007\/03\/20\/lay\/index1.html\">move on to this one<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In other news that ranks similarly in awesomeness but has no other discernable association, Penny Arcade is going to have a video game, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gametrailers.com\/gamepage.php?id=4564\">there is a trailer for it<\/a> that is very, very wangtacular (which is a good thing).  I was heartened to see that the Fruit Fucker (that lovable little bastard) appears to have a fairly large role in the game, which pleases me to no end.  If you&#8217;re not familiar with the FF, then you should <a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2003\/06\/04\">start here<\/a>, and continue onward if you&#8217;ve got the stomach.  If you have a particularly positive inclination towards fruit, and might therefore have issues with its &#8230; violation, then you might want to skip that link.  However, if you laughed during American Pie then you should know that you&#8217;re a goddam hypocrite.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maya sent me two comics that are currently sitting over on the Salon website. If memory serves, Salon limits non-member access to fairly recent materials, so you should check them out while the checking is good (while noting that &#8220;if memory serves&#8221; is really the key operator here, and that memory, often, doesn&#8217;t). The comics [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}