{"id":573,"date":"2007-07-18T15:52:40","date_gmt":"2007-07-18T22:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/18\/library-smut\/"},"modified":"2007-07-18T15:52:40","modified_gmt":"2007-07-18T22:52:40","slug":"library-smut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2007\/07\/18\/library-smut\/","title":{"rendered":"Library smut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/woeful\/373432678\/' ><img src='https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/uploads\/librarybar.png' alt='pic from an ad from the library bar in nyc' class='right frame' \/><\/a><br \/>\nA couple of weeks ago, I decided that I&#8217;d start a collection of library smut.  I&#8217;m simply fascinated by this whole &#8220;librarian as sex symbol&#8221; thing, and I think it would just be such a cool little collection to show off to people.  I mean really, in our civilized society, how often do you get to show your friends your smut collection when they come to visit.<\/p>\n<p>We aren&#8217;t in middle school anymore, after all.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, my point is, quite simply: please buy me some library smut.<\/p>\n<p>The downside of this collection is that it&#8217;s difficult to track down.  The upside is that it&#8217;s fairly inexpensive.  I figure if people can just keep their eyes peeled, books like &#8220;Bang the Librarian Hard&#8221; are out there, practically falling off the shelves, just waiting to be found, fondled, and ultimately adored.<\/p>\n<p>There is an excellent beginning list over at riverofdata.com called, simply, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.riverofdata.com\/librariana\/porn\/index.htm\">Librarians in Pornography<\/a>.  Alternately, you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pulpnovelproject.com\/search.php?textfield_search=librarian\">do a &#8220;librarian&#8221; search over at PulpNovelProject.com<\/a> (which is a fun site to check out all on its own, if still somewhat undeveloped).  These are pulp novels, the very tamest of smut, so you needn&#8217;t feel any moral indignation over it or anything (unless you must, and then I suppose you must).<\/p>\n<p>Come now, don&#8217;t act like an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.riverofdata.com\/librariana\/porn\/eager.young.librarian.htm\">eager young librarian<\/a> doesn&#8217;t get <em>your<\/em> pages turning.<\/p>\n<p>Related links: <a href=\"http:\/\/thenonist.com\/index.php\/thenonist\/permalink\/hot_library_smut\/\">Hot Library Smut<\/a> (with pictures!)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0500543143?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=ahniwademontr-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0500543143\">\u201cLibraries\u201d by Candida H\u00f6fer<\/a><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=ahniwademontr-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=0500543143\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/naked\/\">Jessamyn&#8217;s gallery of saucy bookplates<\/a> (potentially NSFW)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of weeks ago, I decided that I&#8217;d start a collection of library smut. I&#8217;m simply fascinated by this whole &#8220;librarian as sex symbol&#8221; thing, and I think it would just be such a cool little collection to show off to people. I mean really, in our civilized society, how often do you get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}