{"id":58,"date":"2004-08-13T12:30:50","date_gmt":"2004-08-13T19:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/?p=56"},"modified":"2004-08-13T12:30:50","modified_gmt":"2004-08-13T19:30:50","slug":"vita-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2004\/08\/13\/vita-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Vita baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"storycontent\">\n<p>&ndash; Caf&eacute; Muse &ndash;<\/p>\n<p><em>Your hair-fling bewitchment<br \/> beguiles me;<br \/> muse of hazelnut-latt&eacute; eyes and<br \/> a whipped-cream smile.<br \/> Your kisses would satisfy<br \/> the most ambitious sweet-tooth.<br \/> That&rsquo;s my heart you are steaming to foam,<br \/> my mind you excite with your<br \/> double-caffeinated flair.<br \/> Your siren&rsquo;s song has me shipwrecked<br \/> on a dry-roast wasteland.<br \/> I raise my mocha sails and set out<br \/> into the foaming cappucino seas;<br \/> I&rsquo;ll be back again<br \/> in the java-toothed sunrise.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&ndash;<\/p>\n<p>My small homage to beautiful caf&eacute; girls.<br \/> The weekend approacheth, fist raised high,<br \/> singing its battle march in a clear tenor.<br \/> &ldquo;For those about to rock!&rdquo;<br \/> Our house-warming party is tomorrow;<br \/> you are all invited.<\/p>\n<p>Mark Helprin really does write like an angel.<br \/> An excerpt:<\/p>\n<p><em>They glided over dimly lit roads, springing upon shocked families of deer that had an air of offended innocence, and which they sent white-tailed into the forest, carrying their solid six-foot horns like little battleaxes with which they smashed down waxy bushes bloody with red berries.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Something neat and scary about a novel<br \/> that reads like poetry.<br \/> I&rsquo;m mostly envious.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ndash; Caf&eacute; Muse &ndash; Your hair-fling bewitchment beguiles me; muse of hazelnut-latt&eacute; eyes and a whipped-cream smile. Your kisses would satisfy the most ambitious sweet-tooth. That&rsquo;s my heart you are steaming to foam, my mind you excite with your double-caffeinated flair. Your siren&rsquo;s song has me shipwrecked on a dry-roast wasteland. I raise my mocha [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,17,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}