{"id":605,"date":"2007-10-25T08:33:22","date_gmt":"2007-10-25T15:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/25\/if-i-wrote-an-alphabet-book\/"},"modified":"2007-10-25T08:33:22","modified_gmt":"2007-10-25T15:33:22","slug":"if-i-wrote-an-alphabet-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/2007\/10\/25\/if-i-wrote-an-alphabet-book\/","title":{"rendered":"If I wrote an alphabet book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ornery Ahniwa arbitrates all of the arguments all his associates have;<br \/>\nan arduous task, he cries out, &#8220;Helas!&#8221;, and ardently argues augmenting alliances.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Inspired by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/0385516622?tag=ahniwademontr-20&#038;camp=0&#038;creative=0&#038;linkCode=as1&#038;creativeASIN=0385516622&#038;adid=0RV2CQH1QBSYSF6NANMV&#038;\">Steve Martin&#8217;s new alphabet book<\/a>, which was highlighted on NPR this morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ornery Ahniwa arbitrates all of the arguments all his associates have; an arduous task, he cries out, &#8220;Helas!&#8221;, and ardently argues augmenting alliances. Inspired by Steve Martin&#8217;s new alphabet book, which was highlighted on NPR this morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahniwa.com\/old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}