In Soviet Russia, the dishes do you. *evil russian-accented cackle*
Okay, so I stole that from Emily, who posted it on our chalkboard (which is on the fridge in the kitchen) this morning as a subtle hint that some accidental harm (involving sharp utensils, I imagine) might befall me if the dishes were not sparklingly cleaned. Needless to say, the dishes are done … so that I might live on a little longer.
Some other fun “In Soviet Russia” phrases:
In Soviet Russia, the books read you.
In Soviet Russia, the movies watch you.
In Soviet Russia, the blogs write you.
In Soviet Russia, — yes, yes, okay … so it’s silly. That reminds me.
In Soviet Russia, the jokes tell you! HAhahahahaa….
Okay, someone please set my “dumb” switch to “off” please. Thanks. And off to work I go, wheeeeeeee.