As opposed to being eaten, and to appease Sister Amos, who worries of such occurrences in an obsessive manner.
First off, I found this site. This site is ridiculously awesome. Sure, it’s crass, but so are monkeys. Some gems:
Meteorologists here have forecast a drop in temperatures
after days of severe heat which forced officials to convert local citizens
into ice-cream bars killing dozens of people in the past week.
A Chinese safari park has dyed the fur of its monkeys black, yellow and
white to ring in the Lunar New Year of the Monkey, which started on Thursday.“We had to anaesthetise them first,” said a worker at the Forest Safari
Park in the city of Shenyang. “That was really hillaroius, we got drunk
and used their unconcious bodies as puppets”.
The Rhinos wouldn’t normally eat meat but they are stupid and
easily tricked.
And with pictures like this, this, and this, you know you’re getting your mon(k)ey’s worth.
I voted for the Monkey King. Twice.
That is all.
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thank you.
Dear Mr.Wa,
There are those of us far away that worry about you when you don’t post for a week at a time! I hope this means that you’re getting your cuddles in, and not that you’ve been the victim of a large pile of books dislodging from upper shelves somewhere deep in the stacks and tumbling down on top of you, where you may not be found for days! or…….
If we don’t hear from you soon, I might have to call out the bibliophile squad to search for you. I don’t want to have to do that Mr.Wa; you know how much of my wine and coffee they go through. The is posting comics though, so perhaps you are still dancing free in Olympia.
love,
amos
dammit. spelling is a problem when one gets up at five.